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May 27, 2015

Billboard Layout – Featured Video

Everybody come and play, throw every last care away. Let’s go to the mall today!

I went to the mall with a couple of friends, I had a whole week’s allowance to spend! I want hoop earrings and a Benetton shirt. We came here to shop and we came here to flirt! I turned around and who should I see? Prime Minister Brian Mulroney! He said, “Young lady, I don’t approve.” So I had to get down and bust a crazy move! Hit it Fred, come on! Let’s go to the mall!

Let’s go to the mall, everybody!

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May 26, 2015

Longform Layout – Tall Featured Image

Gather round, ye children, to hear the tale so sweet of a man who dared to race machines with nothing but his feet! With hair of auburn beauty, a hero dressed in jeans, he’s fighting for America… Marshall versus the machines!

As Marshall ran with all his might and passed his friend, Christine, he thought of all the times that he had beaten the machine: He triumphed over Pitfall, he vanquished the alarm, he brought the jukebox back to life with his Fonzarelli arm! Marshall versus the machines!

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May 25, 2015

Billboard Layout – Japanese Text

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May 25, 2015

Classic Layout – Long Post

I know what you’re thinking: “What’s Barney been drinking? That girl was smoking hot!” Yes, I coulda nailed her, but no, it’s not a failure ’cuz there’s one thing she is not. To score a ten would be just fine, but I’d rather be dressed to the nines. It’s a truth you can’t refute: Nothing suits me like a suit!

Picture a world where all the boys and girls are impeccably well dressed: That delivery guy in a jacket and tie, that puppy in a double-breast, that ’80s dude with mutton chops, that baby with a lollipop, that lady cop who’s kinda cute… Nothing suits ’em like a suit.

Wingman I can wear — they’re oh, so [...]

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